My wife and girlfriends are giving me headache. iyah cannot tahan ): how sia... I might die of depression soon...

Luckily, there was someone who was always there for me. His name is ... ah well, starts with the letter "A" ends with the letter "R". He is my classmate. My feelings for him was somehow unexpected but expected. Iyah! don't know how to explain, I shy shy liao.

How I realize i got feelingsz for him is that got one fine day, We went toliet together... and after pee-ing. he suddenly grab my hand and put it in his dicky.

he said: can you feel my magic stick art?

I was shocked, but when my hand felt his long long hard hard magic stick. Suddenly i BOOMZ in excitement!!! i feel so happy. and thats when we look into each other eyez. and he say "I Love You Art, Even though youre tied down by your maid". "Come with me, I can bring you to a paradise place call Little India."

Then we kissed each other passionately. And suddenly...

CBT saw us kissing..and he gave us both a pervertic smile. His mind was like "ehhehheeh, i wanna join too"

So indeed it was true!, he closed the toliet door and walk towards us and threaten us. telling us that if we dont do what he says he will report us to our parents. We were both frightened and we dont know what to do but to listened to him.

Following past few days have been hella for us..He forced us to do something you cant imagined..aiyah..i dont want to say.i feel so malu now.. and after tomorrow.. we will be out of that place and me an R can have our sweet sweet times together alr.

I will conti this next time, cause now R is beside me. I feeeeel sooo XXXXX.

I will always be there for you, to cherish you, to love and care for you R.
that time you asked me what is your blood type, so now i answered.

My type is you...

Love you! xoxoxoxo

So our ITE life finally ended. 2 fuckin' years (almost 3years for me) gone oh so fast. Certainly for the most of us, ITE is prolly THE best years of our life by far and large. And it's not hard to see why. For the misfits that we are, able to group together as one and gelling pretty darn well, that is an accomplishment by itself and deserved special mentions and praises too.

As we look back on the daily routines of our school life, we'll prolly remember the stupid stuff that we did. Hopefully able to laugh it all off. Well I've only joined you bunch for 6 months less, but hell yea, it's fun alright. IT'S FUCKIN FUN. I'm sure prior to that, you guys must have done alot more memorable things.

For now, let's take a good look back at the events that transpired, starring your very own coolest MFB.

- It's early weeks as I just joined your class. 1A sounds alot better then 1J for some reason I think. That's not important - anyway... And what do I get for joining your class?! MISFORTUNE!!! OMG! THAT FUCKIN' INDIAN JUST GAVE ME 10 FUCKIN' PUNCHES TO THE FUCKIN' HEAD!! Just to put the record straight again, I hath NO intention of saving anyone uh! XD
I don't even know you people back then, why would I wanna save Neelau?! Thats where allllll the jokes started anyway. Sheesh!! Haha!

- I remember the times where we spent our whole day on the basketball court. That was really interesting. All sorts of funny adventures then. Hao10 so the action. XD

- Oh who can forget the embarrassing moment in Madam Fauziah's class where I had my flyer WIDE OPEN!!! Oh the shhhyyyt! -.- Damn.

- A certain Tipsy Wipsy's buttcrack. OMG!!! SCARY SHIT MAN!! NO APPETITE FOR FOOD!!!! COVER THAT UP!! THAT'S ILLEGAL!!! EEEYER!!!

- Outing with XLB to Sentosa. My Samsung phone drowned. Rest in Pieces.

And now for the people I wanna tell to but can't coz very awkward.

- Vivian!! My money!!! Not just mine uh actually, several others too right? It's the end of ITE liao la!! When you want drag until!!!! No more, ok! WE want our money really soooooon!!!

- Sab, don't pretend! I want my T-shirt design book as well soon too!!! Immediately kay!

- Yong Liang ah. Stop talking so loudly la. Wa liao. XD

- Tipsy Wipsy, photoshop your chin properly can. Why so SHARP!!!! LOL!!

- Tap, stop being a Bangla laaaaaaa. No more Tabby Khan!!! XD

- Yi Xuan ah, remember that time you said you look like maid? HAHAHAHA!!

- Leo oh Leo. What are you?

- Shiro. Wear more white laaaaa!! Give your name the respect it deserves!!!! =D

Okay that should end it all. Now then, on to the the teachers. XD

- Mister Tan Wee Boon Sir aka Mr Rain. What's Rain favourite color? Hardcore fanatic uh u!!!
Haha! New found respect to you for helping me with the websites and stuff. Thank You. I don't forget people to taught me. Cheers! But right, do stop the locking of the class coz that's awesomely a dumb idea. Coz if we can;t get into class, then go home lor! Isn't that better for us, somewhat? XD Think about it yea?

- Miss Elya. The fat comments I made. Those aren't true luh. Haha! You're still my fav lecturer though. Interesting and witty! Fun class! First time I saw you though speaking in the audi, I thought you were stuck-up. =p Sorry about that! And Thanks!

- Madam Zai. You're good- just sometimes that youre indifferent... -.- LOL. Still, Thank you for the support!
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This is my second time graduating from ITE. But who cares. I'm pursuing what I want. I may not be as good as Leo or Roy, but I do believe that I have the right motivation to succeed in this field.

To the guys who think they've wasted two years of their life in ITE, well you're gonna waste another two years in the army. Good luck on that! Army ain't half bad. Its fun seriously. Enjoy! and Good Luck!

To the girls pursuing further studies, good luck for you peeps as well. It may be hard, but it's always fun if you have the right mentality!

As for me ill be pursuing NAFA for sure. And I'll miss you guys. I think!

OH BEFORE I FORGET, REGINA! FUCKIN, STOP SCARING PEOPLE!!! YOU CAN APPEAR OUT OF NO WHERE LIKE GHOST!!!

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Ps: All said and done, it's all joke and play yea. TO EVERYONE: NO HARD FEELINGS!! =D