WTF?!WTF?!WTF?!
WTF?!WTF?!!LOL x INFINITY!!!!!!If I were gay.."Here we are, dear old friend..You and I drunk again..Laughs been handed..And tears have been shed..Maybe the whiskeys gone in my head...BUT if I were a gay..I'd give you my heart...And if I were gay..You be my work of art..And if I were gay..We would swim in romance..But I'm not gay..SO GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY PANTS!!It's not that I don't care..I do..I just don't see myself in you..Another time, another scene..I'd be right behind you..If you know what I mean...If I were a gay..I will give you my soul..And if I were gay..I would give you my hole..If I were gay..We would tear down the walls..But I'm not a gay..SO WILL YOU STOP CUPPING MY B...HANDS!! We've never hugged..We've never kissed..I've never been intimate with your fist..But you have opened brand new doors..Get over here and drop your pants."He was supposedly gonna say "so will you stop cupping my balls!!"
ROFLMAO!!!