"Here we are, dear old friend.. You and I drunk again.. Laughs been handed.. And tears have been shed.. Maybe the whiskeys gone in my head...
BUT if I were a gay.. I'd give you my heart... And if I were gay.. You be my work of art.. And if I were gay.. We would swim in romance.. But I'm not gay.. SO GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY PANTS!!
It's not that I don't care.. I do.. I just don't see myself in you.. Another time, another scene.. I'd be right behind you.. If you know what I mean...
If I were a gay.. I will give you my soul.. And if I were gay.. I would give you my hole.. If I were gay.. We would tear down the walls.. But I'm not a gay.. SO WILL YOU STOP CUPPING MY B...HANDS!!
We've never hugged.. We've never kissed.. I've never been intimate with your fist.. But you have opened brand new doors.. Get over here and drop your pants."
He was supposedly gonna say "so will you stop cupping my balls!!" ROFLMAO!!!
Just another lemon-tree
Great song! LOL
"I wonder how.. I wonder why... Yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky, And all that I can see, is just a yellow lemon-tree..."
. . . . . . . Ahhhhhh!! Classic!!
RFOL!!
3 cheers for the lemon-trees!!
The Legend of Pillei- Episode 1
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Narrator:
The year was 2008,January. That was how it all started... The fight between good and evil was never as intense as this.
Back then, relatively unknown to the rest of the world, a soul forsaken by the Gods, subdued onslaughts after onslaughts by the now defunct clan known as the Black People. Mistaken for saving another, he was revered by the World. And as his popularity escalates, so too was Darkness. They were never going to let this be just as it is...
Casting :- Hero / Himself : Art Master /Himself : Haikal Father /Himself : Yong Liang Head Sister/Herself : Joanne Ill Advisor /Herself : Kyro Exorsist/Himself : Willson Sun Wukong/Herself : Suhwee Nun 1/Herself : Sihui Nun 2 /Herself : YiXuan
Scene 1- Act 1. While walking to Tampines Mall
Haikal: Hahaha, Art is the savior! [whispering] Willson: Ya, now he will succumb to the Power!! [whispering]
Art hears just a little bit of the conversation
Art: Huh? What? I thought I heard my name... [looking suspectively at Haikal] Haikal: Nothing! Nothing! [ grinning] Art: ... Haikal: Actually we were saying that since you save her, are you falling for her? Art: HUH?! NO WAY! I WASN'T even trying to save anyone!! Especially not Michael Jackson!! Kyro: Michael Jackson? Art: Ya, same hair. Just Beat it! Beat it! YiXuan: Pillei? [hears Beat it to be Pillei] ALL: Laughs.
End of Scene1- Act1. --------------------
Scene 1- Act2 On the way home from school
Joanne,Kyro,Yixuan : Hahahaha! Together We Are... Pillei! Art: WTF sia?! Hahaha. Kyro: Joanne start first! Joanne: Hahahaha Art : Pillei! Just Pillei!!! ALL: [LAUGHS]
End of Scene1-Act2. --------------------
Scene 2- Act1 Flashback Art
Little did I know that, that was the beginning of the struggle which was suffocating me. The Order of The Denials- A faction which is establishing Pillei as the New Urban Religion; were on the move trying ever so hard into converting me...
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to be continued...
Catch the action now LIVE. ONLY on one channel. DMD 1J. Stay Tuned For Episode 2!
Evil be Banished!
Monday, May 04, 2009
In response to the EVIL that has begun to brainwashing the masses, hear me, the citizens of the World! I urge you to NOT listen to the evil doers! They are nothing more than a religion called Pilley - An MJ Addict Fanatics that are ruining everyone dreams and wishes! Hear me, as I hope to make a stand! Hear me, as I banish Pilley against the face of the black hole, so black you can't see a thing! Respond to me, my good people!
This is the time to prove that we are what we are! And we reject Pilley! We reject thy fathers!
We will not be moved! Our hearts will be as one united heartbeat!
We shall NOT give out thy flyers, nor shall we NOT kick around!! We don't hope on false wishes nor the magical lampost!
Hear this sermon and make your stand!! STAND AGAINST TERRORISM! STAND AGAINST PILLEY!!!
3 cheers for all those who believed in thyself!! 3 cheers for the awesome one!
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Graffiti Writer, designer and just plain pain in the ass.
Loves to laugh and easily amused. alter ego- artzero
