This post is not for the faint hearted. And if you're 18 years and below, please seek parental advisory before you go even further. 'Coz right about now, I am pissed and will be flaming a certain someone for making a ridiculous comment just now. This post shall only be discussed ( if ever need to) in this blog and should not even be talked about outside the virtual world. Because they are minors, the names shall not be revealed.

Okay, so then.
I'm glad that you actually agree that you're a bitch, but unfortunately I got an ass wipe from you for calling you so. You could say yourself a bitch but others can't do that? HAH, what a hypocrite!! You could bitch about others, but others ( namely me, and that is why I'm actually flaming 'coz I got told off. ), it seemed like can't do it to you. Where's the logic in that?! You reap what you sow. Or haven't you heard of that phrase before? God, you can actually use your friends as a question for sexual answers and still had the cheek to tell me that I, Meister Art here, can't call you a bitch? If you don't like others for calling you so and so, shouldn't you be making an effort and stop being the No.1 gossiper right now?
Oh damn, I'm pissed.

Oh and if you think that "bitch" comment I made was an insult, think again. I don't give special treatment to anyone and that comment was a tongue-in-cheek. I don't know who ever told you so, since you don't read my blog, but that person has made the comment so twisted. So, to the two of you who can't see the lighter side of things, well, you can jolly well just suck dick.
I hate it when people take themselves too seriously and in turn took others too seriously as well.
Practice what you preached you 'lil dimwit and stop pretending to be strong.

Bitching about someone ( say for example, that big guy who's kinda annoying and loud, and his buddy as well who's round) behind their backs and like hell, the most childish things ever, to not even talk to them, that isn't being strong. That's just plain wimpy. Strength is when you have the guts to suck in everything and dosen't allow your pride to take over you. Strength is when someone says something bad, you could actually laugh it off because you know you're better then them. I commend on one guy who got sticks everyday for being gay-like 'coz everyday he showed true character and laugh off all insults. That's strength.

Well, since I've already started flaming someone, I might as well let everything out. To the big-guy-who's-kinda-loud-and-annoying, YOU ARE IRRITATING. Just what is so fun in picking out and bullying the smaller ones. So you're a man amongst man. Yea right. Yea, with your irritating moussie too. SHAVE IT OFF!! GOD DAMN IT!! It is so freaking ugly. And shouting dosen't help at all. Oh, you got to stop pretending you know everything. You've got a lot of comments, but you should really keep them to yourselves. Again I have to emphasize, bullying and calling other's fags for not wanting to be rough, that is just baseless. It got to a point where by conflict arrives and you're standing at zero altitude.

Then, there's that round guy who's a buddy of the above mentioned. You are similar to him, you take pride in other's downfall and you instigate conflicts. Without knowing the position you're in, blasting everyone off. That's bad. You desperately need a spanking from your mummy.

And of course there's that dude, who could actually be really cool, but instead let peer pressure get a hold of him. Sad.

Oh yea, I almost forgot about him. A crazy him who is so interested in the army and acts all he knows like ever. I've already told him off to not act like he knows everything mainly 'coz I know that its dangerous to do so. I love army life by the way, but no way in hell I'll do it again. Acting like he knows is one thing, but ultimately what irks me the most is how wrong his facts were! I seriously have no idea where he gets his info from. Certainly not from Intel, that's for sure.

Make no mistakes, I don't take sides. I'm not in any one cliques. I am not an angel. I do what I pleases and live life as straightforwardly as possible. But I do care seeing the class slowly dissipating. It was fun while it lasted. To the you that can't forgive, to the you that is so revengeful, to the you that's boastful, to the you that instigate bullies and such, please do stop in your tracks to where ever you may be going. Turn around and take a look back, and hopefully you be a better person then.

C'mon we only have about 7 more months 'till graduation, let's make the best out of everyone and just enjoy the 'lil days that we have left. Is it really that difficult to enjoy good times with your classmates and friends and people who worked hard together as a team?

I wished things could change overnight somehow.

First up, congrats to Haikal's brother for his wedding. It was a nice setting at Japanese Garden.
Too bad it rained yea?
But no matter, seems like everyone was having a ball of a time.
Especially when you have "picture freakers" Kyro and Joanne.
Food!! It was awesome by the way!! I especially love the ayam masak merah ( sambal chicken), a popular Malay delicacy. I'll put up the recipe one day. I have it somewhere in my house. Just don't know where I put it. =D
And I actually wanted to karaoke a 'lil bit. (I'm poor at singing tho. LOL)
Well, again, thanks Haikal for inviting us. (Though if you actually, think about it, Haikal's brother don't even know who we are....LOL)
Will update when I got hold of the pics!!

Went to Jurong Point next.
Started disecting the gayness of boybands.
Especially those Asian ones.
Example,
Super Juniors!!


Damn, that's gay!

DBSK/Tohoshinki!!


These are just as bad!!

Big Bang!!


These guys..... XD

F4!! (Faggot 4some)


THESE ARE THE ORIGINAL GAY MASTERS!!


Oh God!!

Yea, so apparently Kyro made a funny comment on 5566 and I ended up laughing hysterically backwards. What I didn't know was that there was someone behind me! And yes, it was a guy!! I ended up looking like a GAY leaning on to his shoulders!!
How ironic!!
Kyro had a blast laughing her head off!! And so too was the rest!!
-.-"
LOL

Bleah!!

Damn!!
My drawing pen(PILOT) died on me at the very last minute.

I've always loved Coca-Cola.
Back when I was still 7 and 'till present time, Coke is the one soda I couldn't resist.
It is my source of energy.
I have come to admit that I'm an avid Coke addict.
I can't live my life without Coke. To think the school canteen dosen't sell them was a BIG disappointment to me. =[

OH SHIT!!!



COKE GOT OWNED!!!

Just what is with the weather today.
Its blazing hot.
My guess, it probably reached like what, 35degrees celcius maybe?
I mean, like damn!! I could even feel the heat in the lab!!
This is what global warming means.
Already, Australia is being burnt to ashes as the day passes by.
Here in Singapura, bush fires are just as bad, and the proof of it all is today's weather!!
It was freakin' extreme. I felt like as though all my energy were being sapped by Mother Earth the moment I stepped out of the classroom.

I'm hoping tomorrow won't be as bad.
Don't wanna get sunburn working.

Ahhhhh.
I want the wind!!!!

Okay I've finished two of my assignments in like a day.
The website design was pretty rushed and if not for the fact that the bloody computer is without internet connection, I could have done a better job.
But overall outlook of the site was well maintained and with the resources I'm with, was quite happy with the way it turned out.

The advert though, I'm happy with it.
Mixed in a number of beats and melodies and it turned good.
So all's well, ends well.

I'm left with the final assignment which is the Graniph Award '09.
Already had an idea so it would'nt be as difficult.
I could probably managed it in a day.

I wished I could have said the same thing about the mural though.
Although it's not really a compulsory, I've decided to pick it up because I know that I could do a good job on it.
Here, the problem lies.
Because assignments are given without rest and classes ends 'till late, there is no chance in me doing the mural in school.
I would have done it at home if I actually had Adobe Illustrator.
I have to finish it soon!

Argh!!
Well, good luck to me.

A real classic.
I love this song for its simplicity
and excellent lyrics...



Osama Bin Laden used to be in a band.
Bet you all don't know that!!
Here's the proof!!
Paused at 0:58-0:59!!
LOL

And!!
Just what is wrong with them going round and round the singer..
XD
They are like walking as though they are floating.
HAHAHAHS.



But still,
Nice song.
Much Loves.

Recently a friend of mine wanted me to do cornrows on her.
But unfortunately, I haven't found any time space.
Yeah, so this goes out to her.

Okay firstly.

The things you'll be needing:-

• A rat tailed comb
• Hair clips ( to part your hairs )
• Hair bands
• Alot of time. You need a lot of patience here

Right, so let's get started..

1. Firstly, you need to have your style planned. Knowing how you want it to look like helps in getting your hair done in a right direction.
2. Okay next, wet your hair. Not too wet though, just a 'lil damp would be good enough. Comb it to remove all major tangles.
3. This is the fun part. Start to part a section of your hair of the path of the cornrows you wanna follow along. It could be curves, could be straight. Well, that's your style. Put aside the hairs you aren't braiding using the hair clips. Or rubber bands, whichever suits u better. Move the hairs that you don't need away from you so that you have a clear path to follow. Pick out a small section of hairs to start the braiding.
4. Separate the hair that you have just picked out into 3 little strands. So now you'll have 3 strands, the left side, the middle, and the right side. If you've got an idea of how to braid, this will be really easy. So all you gotta do is to move the left side of the strand above the middle ones, and the right side of the strand right on top if these two. Next up is to have the middle part (from the beginning) right on top of the right one. So now you have the strands in reversed role and just do the same thing again. You've gotta do do at least two stitches before we cld get to the rest.
5. Holding two outer strands aside, pick out a 'lil bit of hair on the path, and fully merge it with the middle strand so that it becomes a part of it, and you'll have 3 strands again. So with this, all you gotta do is braid a stitch again as in Part 4.
6. Continue braiding and stitching, adding new strands each time. Repeat till there isn't any hair left to add on. Once it's over continue with the normal initial stitching.
7. Secure the cornrows with beads, or hair bands or what ever you like.

Congrats! You've made one cornrow and now theres several more to go! Good Luck!

Yeah, it's actually quite simple to learn yet difficult to master. I'm not exactly a pro at this but if it helps, then great! Needs alot of patience.

A word of caution though. Since the weather is hot here in Sunny Singapore, this braiding is not recommended or you might get sunburn in your scalp. Ouch!! try to keep it damp a 'lil yea? =D

And the myths surrounding the braids that it can't be washed, are well, myths and untrue. Just use a stocking cap over it and use a shower massager to force out the water in the braids. Diluted shampoo with water mixed to wash, normal water ti rinse through. And let dry.

Simple ain't it!!

I shall not entertain anymore SMSes indefinitely 'till I say so.
=D

Okay, so it's Valentines Day.
Big deal.
I'm just a lonely soul here ( lol).

But at least I've managed to do something worthwhile during this godforsaken time of mine.
One even asked me to be her Valentines' on a whim. That is funny. lol.
Started work at Wild Wild Wet. Again.

First day.
Pretty good.
Hmm..
By the way, the lifeguards there are pretty people!!
XD

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Today, Blogger is SHIT!!

David Cook's got that voice of his cause he is permanently sick.
If I were to sell a product based on his voice, I'd do an advertisement like this:-

"Ever wondered how he got that voice?
Ever wanted to have a voice like his?
Well now you can!! *drum roll*
Re-introducing the oh-so-old virus, the SORE THROAT!! *background cheering*
With a lil' bit of this and that,
You can't get as famous as him (I don't think you'll get anywhere near famous at all. lol),
But well, you can still imitate his voice!!
All thanks to the forgotten virus.... SORE THROAT!!"

Yea, that was random.
What was even more random was how someone (oh, don't act dumb. You know who you are. lol) actually spitted out a teeny bit of Merlion fountain onto me while saying sore throaty guy.
Try spitting while saying that.
I bet your horse money that you can't.
'Cause neither can I!!

-.-''

I got pretty excited working on the safety poster design.
I was brimming with overflowing ideas.

Typography!!
That's what I'd do I thought.
Inspirations were from anjea.

And so started filling the page all A3 size of it on photoshop with texts.
It was hard work typing all those words!!
Before that I was vectoring a flammable aerosol can ( that's really typical of me, eh? lol) and that was already taking a toll on me.
But I persevere and the it looked quite good half way through the project.

But of course, during these good times, something bad always happened.
Can you make a guess?

NAH, THAT'S ALRIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.
AT THE LAST MOMENT, JUST WHEN I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE GOD DAMN FILE,
THE DAMN MAC HANGED ON ME!!
I LOST ALL MY DATA!!
ALL THE HARD WORKS GOES KAPUSH!!!
WTF!!
I AM SO DAMN PISSED!!
IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE YOU'RE PISSED BUT CAN'T DO MUCH!!
IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE BY YOU JUST RAISED UP YOUR HAND AND SAY
"I GIVE UP, WTF!!"

Thought I'd go print the stuffs and start on my mural tomorrow but unfortunately..
I'll have to redo everything again.
Damn I'm pissed!!

I did't realise that eating Oreos with Nutrisoy is one hell of of a combination.

=D
Yea, its good, alright!!
I bought the box of 12 packets inside and had them munching right away.
Before I know it, I had already finished them all.
SIGH!!
=[

And now I'm hooked.
I shall get some more!!

Reading about what Coral Sec did to their students actually left me bemused.
Firstly, school is school and the after hours, are complete freedom. That's what I firmly believe. And I bet a whole lot of others does too.

Parents! You guys are just plain dumb. While it may seem that going home straight is the most sensible things to do here, it's not exactly the best. Kids just wanna have fun.
They need relaxation!! Give them a breathing space for goodness sake!!
I bet that PARENTS ARE THE REASON why kids aren't going home straight!
They just can't deal with constant nagging and being told what to do. Especially after a tiring day in school!!
Why can't they?
They've already got a stressful education to deal with, and now comes the previous generations of I-know-what's-best-for-yous.
C'mon! I SAY LET THEM RELAX!!

Just what is the school thinking??
Saving face? A reputation of the school?
What's most important is the education these kids receives.
Oh, by the way, your reputation isn't really that high considering it's only recently the school sprouted.
I don't see any of the so called reputational schools doing it.

I bet pretty soon they gonna have spot checks on students bringing their home shirt to school!!
Gee! Get a life!!

Dumb parents should think about their child needs rather their own reputation.
Coral Sec, you had me laughing. Together with the rest of the world.

My Luge friends should be having a blast of a time now knowing that India has actually boycotted SIA and Singapore as well!
No offence but,
India, WE DON'T WANT YOU EITHER!!
And STOP pissing by the roadside by the way, especially when you're in my beloved country!
It's bad enough people are spitting, pissing is taking it too another level altogether!
Whoo!!

We've always been saying that we can't take them anymore, to think it actually came true!
Hahas.
The future is indeed full of surprises.
Love it!

Now, hmm, all we need to do is to ble....
Hey?! What happened to the bleach i bought!!
XD

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENTS!!
VIDEO MIGHT NOT BE SUITABLE FOR MINORS!!





WTF?!
XD

I got raped.
By 4 girls no less!
One's a hottie! One's a bitch,
One's a skatergal, and one other a butch!

Heaven!!
XD.

I'm all out of breath!!
Before you actually think of any dirty thoughts, I'm out of breath 'cause I laughed too much during the ordeal 'till my sides hurt like mad.
Oh when I say rape, I meant that they were severely tickling me.
I hate that! I can't stop laughing the minute they start to attack me.
Plus a pinch of the nipple here and there!!

I want my revenge!!
I believe in equality!!
XD